Why randos? Because I realize this is probably not how normal people vacation. For starters, normal people probably don't bring jiu jitsu mats and set them up by the pool. But is there a better spot to put them? I mean, what could be more fun than an hour of cranking your husband's neck "every way but off" (his words) and then jumping into the pool? By my estimation, not much.
And then there's the food. I know a lot of people use vacation as an excuse to eat whatever they want whenever they want, but not me.
Hello? One percent juice? It's practically a vegetable. Add that to Fritos number one ingredient being corn, and I basically brought a salad to the beach. Feel free to take notes.
Another tip, find a place to stay with a wine fridge. That way you can justify perusing the wine aisles of Publix with the sole intent of finding all the dirtiest labels.
Please caption this photo. Example: Not here for a long time. Here for a good time.
But I think my husband's favorite beach activity has to be taking video/pictures of me walking to/from the beach. Tied with taking video/pics of birds walking on the beach. I think there's about 150 pics of my bikini clad bottom on his phone and probably as many birds. (The guy knows how to make a girl feel special.) Observe: husband pans from wife at 0:07 to capture a seagull. Wife laughs and shakes her head at the ultimate boomer move. Another tip, when your husband just drove you nine hours to the beach and asks you to flash him a little tail (0:19), you flash him a little tail ... and you do it with style.
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